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Square-Enix Confirms Tomb Raider And Hitman: Absolution For Eurogamer Expo – Sensationalist Groping And Killer Female Clergy Not Included

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If you have a ticket, you’ll actually be PLAYING this at the show. Feel free to leave your issues regarding the recent controversy at the door eh?

Following on from their respective PR shitstorms seen here and here respectively, publisher Square-Enix has announced that both Tomb Raider and Hitman: Absolution will be playable on the show floor at this year’s Eurogamer Expo.

It’ll be refreshing just to get these games in our hands and push the sight and thought of terrifyingly inept PR cretins to the back of our minds as we attempt to lose ourselves in what should otherwise be two, very promising titles.

The announcement of the Square-Enix twosome being present at the show follows announcements from Ubisoft and Capcom that many of their banner titles would also be playable on the show floor, inclusive of the likes of the recently delayed Far Cry 3, Assassins Creed 3, DmC and Resident Evil 6.

Overall, it’s looking like it’ll be a pretty stacked show and if you haven’t gotten a ticket by now, you must be some sort of disgustingly cretinous miscreant.

Right your ship and buy them here while you still can.

What’s your excuse this time? Did your cat explode?

The Eurogamer Expo is due to take place this year on September 27-30 at Earls Court in London.

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June 28, 2012 at 9:25 am

E3 2012 – Microsoft Press Conference: Tomb Raider On-stage Demonstration

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Another glimmer of gaming bliss at the Microsoft presser (there weren’t that many, so really, you take whatever you can get), was the on-stage demonstration of the forthcoming Tomb Raider reboot.

The biggest surprise of all actually turned out to be the combat system, which despite all of the cinematic QTE bollocks going on around it, appeared solid and satisfying.  An interesting little tidbit was that the first lot of DLC will be exclusive to the 360 version.  Marvelous I guess.

Take a look at the trailer below:

Tomb Raider is due to be released on 360, PS3 and PC on March 5th, 2013.

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June 4, 2012 at 6:22 pm

Pre E3-2012: Tomb Raider gets a date – 5th March 2013 and a brand new trailer showing (what else) Lara in danger

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Publisher Square-Enix has today confirmed that the second reboot of the Tomb Raider franchise will make it’s highly anticipated bow on March 5th, 2013 for 360, PS3 & PC.

Additional weight to this confirmation comes from the end of a newly released trailer – depicting Lara in full survival mode; hunting for food before being captured and tortured by some unsavoury types.

The trailer can be seen below and looks pretty fucking amazing quite frankly; I just hope that the game doesn’t rely too much on scripted events.

Take a look:

Tomb Raider is due to arrive on 360, PS3 & PC platforms on March 5th, 2013.

Written by bitsnark

June 1, 2012 at 8:48 am

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